Staying in Hotels
For me, staying in a hotel is always an adventure, as it mainly happens when I’m taking a holiday or a short weekend break. I suspect that travelling habitually for business reasons probably puts a different complexion on the process. It may well dictate what sort of hotels you stay in. More than likely functionality, location and cost trump other more self indulgent factors such as aesthetic and ambience. Mercifully, travel has never been a major part of my working life and so hotels are still a source of excitement as they’re associated with fine meals, interesting scenery and good company. However, such hotels tend to come at a price as they’re catering more for tourism rather than business travel and therefore stays are not a regular occurrence. However, I had the pleasure of a short visit this weekend.
It’s been a somewhat tough year, so Mrs P and I decided to visit some family down in Hampshire and thought we’d push the boat out and stay at The Crown Manor House Hotel in Lyndhurst. This prestigious 15th century listed Hotel is an independently owned Grade I listed building. The four star establishment is located in the heart of Lyndhurst Village, which considers itself the unofficial capital of the New Forest. As well as the charming period architecture and ambience, the hotel has numerous real log fires and a tranquil garden. The staff are extremely attentive and the award winning restaurant serves a variety of locally sourced food. Our compact double room was cozy, quiet and had a surprisingly spacious ensuite bathroom. The room had some quaint foibles due to its age, such as an uneven floor that caused the bed to list to one side but it certainly didn’t impact upon our sleep.
As an occasional hotel staying aficionado, I thought it would be useful to collate a list of things that are essential to a good overnight stay. Here are three important points that I abide by each time I stay away from home.
First off, when booking your room, see if you can secure one that does not overlook the main road or the car park. These are often the source of noise and constant comings and goings, so are best avoided if possible. This sort of information can be gleaned if you book over the phone as opposed to using a website. Similarly, having the room at the end of a corridor can also help mitigate noise made by other guests.
Hotel showers can be complicated with modern fittings. If you wish to avoid being scalded with a high pressure jet of steam or frozen by a waterfall of icy water, you may wish to investigate how the plumbing works prior to using it. Experiment with water temperature before stepping into the shower and once you have found an equitable water temperature setting, leave it as it is.
Breakfast is an integral part of any hotel stay. If you favour a traditional, full English breakfast, then set aside all notions of courtesy and etiquette. Buffets are no laughing matter and you have to negotiate your way around them efficiently and promptly to ensure you get an optimal selection of culinary delights. Reconnoitre the buffet prior to use. Familiarise yourself with the various hotplates, tureens and containers so you can access them with ease. Never worry about taking the last piece of black pudding. If the person behind you tuts, stare them down. They should have got up earlier. Remember, never take more than you need from a buffet but have no shame regarding returning for a second helping.
I really enjoyed our hotel stay this weekend and it was a welcome break from my usual routine. I enjoy being a guest and feel comfortable and at ease in a hotel environment. Not everyone does. Some folk prefer the familiarity of home. I just appreciate the brief respite from looking after another and having the roles reversed. I briefly considered pushing the boat out and booking a three day break over the Christmas season. However, after discussing the matter with Mrs P, we decided it would be better value to have several weekend breaks in 2022, which would cost the same as a single seasonal stay. Plus this gives us several trips to look forward to next year. As we shall not be doing any major international travel in the immediate future, I am happy to adjust my expectations and confine my leisure activities to the UK.
