Fall Guys: Is it Just Me?
Before I began writing this post, I tried to do some research regarding odds, percentages and statistics associated with the game Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout. However, I soon discovered that this appears to be a contested field with conflicting data. Furthermore you have to navigate a lot of forum posts and subreddits which are filled with players bragging and talking shit. So I haven’t got any tangible data to present as such, yet I believe that my suppositions are as logical as they can be. Moving on, Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout, is a platform battle royale game developed by Mediatonic and published by Devolver Digital. It was released for Microsoft Windows and PlayStation 4 on 4 August 2020. I began playing it a few days after launch and have continued to do so regularly over the last twelve months.
The game consists of 60 players competing over 5 rounds. Each round 11 or so players are eliminated although this can vary depending on the type of game. Some rounds are races through obstacle courses, others are puzzle solving or memory tests. There are also team based events which are especially annoying because your success depends on other carbon based life forms. Another major factor that impacts upon your success is other players' behaviour. Bottlenecks frequently occur. If one player falls over then it can start a cascade. And then there is the grab facility. Yes, other players can grab you and actively attempt to impede you if they see fit. Hence the game often evokes a broad spectrum of emotions among players. One minute you can genuinely be in fits of laughter as a whole bunch of players tumble off a pivoting platform, the next you fail to qualify due to some asshole grabbing you just before the finish line.
But these are the terms by which you play Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout. It is a fun game but it can also be brutal with its unwavering mechanics. You can be diving for the finish just as the timer runs down and if you’re not over the line, then you’re out of the game, no ifs, no buts. Hence I tend to play in short bursts and if I feel myself getting vexed then I log out and do something else. Or alternatively, I just mess around with the cosmetic options which are an utter delight by the way. Judging by the comments I’ve read on Steam, many a game controller has been hurled across a room due to this game. I find that there are simply some rounds in the game that I just cannot do. Lily Leapers is a new round and requires the player to bounce on the lily pads to cross the course. I can get about a third of the way, then find I just cannot gain sufficient clearance to reach the next pad. I often just wait this particular round out and collect my points for participating at the end.
Much has been written online about this game, analysing the various rounds and activities. To be fair it would appear that developers Mediatonic do listen to player feedback and adjust the game with each season. Yet I do feel that the game is in danger of at times being its own worst enemy. It is supposed to be light hearted fun and not a purely competitive game and “tryhard” magnet. Yet that seems to be the way it is going. Mario Kart does little things to “encourage” the player who’s always at the back. Perhaps Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout should do the same. I’ve been playing for a year and still haven’t won five rounds in a row. The nearest I’ve got so far is four. Which is why I’ve been trying to find some meaningful analysis of the game, so I can see if this is just me. Am I just a bad player? Is it a question of “git gud”? Or am I in a far larger group than I think and the odds are actually more likely that I lose rather than win? I’m curious as to the answer.
